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Derived from the name Ahmed/Ahmad, this spelling originated because people of English tongue could not pronounce the heavy Ha' letter that occurs in the Arabic alphabet but not in the English. Instead, in an attempt to pronounce the letter, it is common that English speakers come up with a Ka' sound and therefore creating the spelling Akhmed. This spelling is generally known to be associated with a terrorist or a very cultured Arab.
Jeff Dunham's comedy hit, Akhmed the Dead Terrorist, features a deceased, short-tempered Arab puppet.
by The Akhmed January 09, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018