Verb

To Shove a Tampon down a person's urethra, which is similarly as painful as loosing Net Neutrality to an greedy corporatist scum of the earth, sometimes called Ajit V. Pai, but is more commonly known as Satan.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.