A useless windbag whose face is only the second most punchable next to Jay Leno.
If it weren't for Jay Leno's chin, Ajit Pai would have history's most punchable face.
by @themoreyouknow January 11, 2018
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Term 1. When you fuck up so bad it ruins the fun for everyone

Term 2. When something gets ruined for everyone
The Internet just got Ajit Pai'd
by Snarfing Awesome December 14, 2017
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n.

The result of a sexual act which includes defecating into a womans vagina so that you may later dine on your own feces from it.
FCC Cuckold Sex Party Invitee #1: "Did you see Brian L. Roberts give Rhonda an Ajit Pai and then ravenously eat her out?"

FCC Cuckold Sex Party Invitee #2: "Oh ya, her vagina was more full of shit than that asshole that is Chairman of the FCC."
by ret_ June 01, 2017
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The mixture of semen, lube, and excrement left on the penis after anal sex.
My first time trying anal was great, but the Ajit Pai made me dry heave.
by FederalCuckCommision August 07, 2018
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A shit pie; somebody who doesn't support net neutrality because they love their money more than the freedom of others.
Sam: Hey, the head of the FCC wants to bring an end to net neutrality.
Tyler: Man, he sounds like Ajit Pai.
by Knight-senpai November 22, 2017
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A failed abortion with parents that wished that wished that they had protection that night of sex.
"God Charlie, you're an Ajit Pai!!"
by Avirgindickhead16 January 19, 2018
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Ajit Pai is a huge dick who made the internet slow loading on sites that are more popular so the internet is unfair. He ended net neutrality! Ajit Pai is a huge, son of a Loading...
Ajit Pai ended net neutrality. No one loves him.
by cartman7 February 07, 2018
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