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A stupid, small Comi town in Minnesota. Almost everyone is either high or drunk at all times of the day, especially the popo.
"That guy is totally wasted off of his ass!"

"How Aitkin of him!"
by Woah!!! April 11, 2009
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
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A town in Minnesota where opportunity goes to die. You should never decide to live there no matter the circumstances. Save yourself while you can!
Outsider: Wow so you're from Aitkin huh?

Aitkin guy: Yep...
Outsider: Wow that sucks
Aitkin guy: Yep...
Outsider: Alright then, bye
Aitkin guy: Yep...
by Whoah2!! January 02, 2012
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A horrible, small, hick-town in Minnesota, where you have to pretend to be a racist, annoying, all around fucktard to fit in. The fog of corruption in this town is palpable.
"Fuck Aitkin, you're better off living in 1940's Germany."
by Woah3!! February 18, 2015
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