An activity when you hide yourself within the surroundings of a golf course, usually within the wooded areas. You then keep a distance of at least 100ft from you and the tee box and wait for a golfer to make his swing. Once he in mid swing, and making sure no one sees you, you blow an airhorn very loudly, in order to throw him off. It is better to video tape this so you can watch their reactions over and over. If spotted by the golfers, run.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.