Urban Dictionary: Airheadism

To be piloting an aircraft while a stewardess or passenger gives you head. Similar to roadhead.

Pilot: Thanks for the airhead. Now make me a sandwich.

Bitch: Yes sir! May I please wipe off your majestic ejaculate?

Pilot: Fuck no bitch! (smack)

by YoungKhalifaMan April 04, 2011

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airhead

Someone who has nothing but air filling the space where their brains should be. Typically used to describe a teenage female who is dyed blonde, cute pretty and ditzily dumb.

Hey have you met Courtney yet?

Ohmygod yeah like I know... she's such an airhead.

by Jessica Macdonald May 24, 2007

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Imagine the dumbest person you know. Multiply by 4, there's your airhead.

Tim: So, Cassie, want to go grab some dinner?
Cassie: Why would we grab our dinner? I want to eat mine.
Tim: what an airhead.

by Loveandchocolate May 28, 2015

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A silly, clueless and stupid person, sometimes also related to the ignorance.

"Jane, I am not going to your meetings with the same airheads of always anymore!"

by CookieForgottenInOven March 06, 2015

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Oral sex on an airplane, or on any other flying vehicle(helicopter, balloon, airship, etc.)

While I was flying to Hawaii in the luxury jet, I happened to come across my girlfriend who was working as a flight attendant. During her break time, we both went to an area where there were no people sitting around and while we sat there unnoticed, she was giving me some amazing airhead.

Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004

by Mark H November 14, 2004

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polite synonym for asshole; an arrogant, rude, obnoxious, loathesome, and vile (almost) human being.

From The Enforcer ...
Inspector: "...Callaghan, I'm transferring you to personnel."
Callaghan: "Personnel? Personnel is for airheads!"
Inspector: "Callaghan, I was in personnel for 12 years."
Callaghan: "Yeeaaah..."

by northsouthpuffin April 04, 2011

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When you get a blowjob on an airplane.

Brittney "Can I give you head?"
Wontavious "Babe we in a plane"
Brittney "Yeah its called airhead"

by the man with two weiners March 07, 2011

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