May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
ail, ailing, ailed, ailment (verb, noun, interjection)
an expression of some volume, high pitched and whining, meant to portray a sense of happiness or provide pedestrians with some distraction. The act of ailing is usually performed while extremely intoxicated, usually by a narcotic agent such as marijuana. Ailing is, as a rule, intended to bewilder and stun onlookers. In recent parlance, the word "ailment" has been appropriated for use in defining one's intoxication level.
an expression of some volume, high pitched and whining, meant to portray a sense of happiness or provide pedestrians with some distraction. The act of ailing is usually performed while extremely intoxicated, usually by a narcotic agent such as marijuana. Ailing is, as a rule, intended to bewilder and stun onlookers. In recent parlance, the word "ailment" has been appropriated for use in defining one's intoxication level.
ex. The Cond and I exchanged ails as he approached the party with a case of Budweiser.
ex. The joggers were stunned by the loud droning ail emanating from the passing Cadillac.
ex. "Hey dude, what's your ailment?"
"I'm fucking destroyed, man"
ex. The joggers were stunned by the loud droning ail emanating from the passing Cadillac.
ex. "Hey dude, what's your ailment?"
"I'm fucking destroyed, man"
by The Cond August 27, 2005
3
Ail is the lost egyptian Gods that birth from human child and trained by Anubis to become another God Of Destructions. If there is a boy that named before Ail,then he will have something amazing hidden in his vessel. He is also have a nickname, it's a Human Who Survive.
by GX 01 December 31, 2017
4
Angry irish lady-
a condition in which someone will (foolishly) aggravate a young irish woman, and she will precede to verbally destroy them and yell bloody murder. if seen, please approach with caution.
a condition in which someone will (foolishly) aggravate a young irish woman, and she will precede to verbally destroy them and yell bloody murder. if seen, please approach with caution.
by marbles art October 21, 2018
5
Person who gets a lot of shit from people usually for little or no reason. On the occasion she does get it, it's because she's being holier-than-thou.
-From GameFAQs
-From GameFAQs
by d00d July 21, 2004
6
exlaimation. gross, repulsive or otherwise undesireable. can be attributed to things, people, or actions that make you want to regurgitate.
by sam snyder November 14, 2003