When you eat something really greasy and your stomach instantly starts to rumble and you have to run to the bathroom and you spackle the back of the toilet with diarrhea.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.