The act of rounding up a group of teenage boys in a high school locker room, lighting a John Cena action figure on fire and circle jerking around the toy until every boy has ejaculated and the fire has been extinguished with semen.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.