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Ahrens is a german surname. Ahrens roughly translates into a "Badass dragonslayer from the north". the translation says it all
by maceface41 February 24, 2012
Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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An Ahren is a guy who is very handsome. Someone who will stick by your side no matter what. He will never leave you hanging or simply just forget about you. He is always there whenever you need him. He is very smart but at the same time a little dumb. He loves to roughhouse but knows when to stop. He loves to just mess around and forget about everything for a little while. He loves animals and seems to have no fears. Except for losing the friends he cares about the most that is. He values friendship and family very much. And would do virtually anything for you if you were his friend. If you have an Ahren in your life, you’re lucky. Don’t lose him.
“I saw Ahren at the store today”
“Really??”
“Uh huh. I ran up behind him and tackled him.”
“Wow, and he lets you do that?”
“Yup. It’s how he works.”
“Really??”
“Uh huh. I ran up behind him and tackled him.”
“Wow, and he lets you do that?”
“Yup. It’s how he works.”
by A;) July 18, 2019
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Resembling an alien. Ahrens are known to have quite hypnotizing appearances. They are not like most others. Somtimes hard to understand, it may seem like Ahrens will abduct you--but this is not the case. They may be foreign, but Ahrens live in America, and they follow the laws.
by knowerofall44 October 18, 2010