Ahrens is a german surname. Ahrens roughly translates into a "Badass dragonslayer from the north". the translation says it all

An Ahren is a guy who is very handsome. Someone who will stick by your side no matter what. He will never leave you hanging or simply just forget about you. He is always there whenever you need him. He is very smart but at the same time a little dumb. He loves to roughhouse but knows when to stop. He loves to just mess around and forget about everything for a little while. He loves animals and seems to have no fears. Except for losing the friends he cares about the most that is. He values friendship and family very much. And would do virtually anything for you if you were his friend. If you have an Ahren in your life, you’re lucky. Don’t lose him.

Angel-like, Cherubic, Resembles a fallen angel, a perfect person

Resembling an alien. Ahrens are known to have quite hypnotizing appearances. They are not like most others. Somtimes hard to understand, it may seem like Ahrens will abduct you--but this is not the case. They may be foreign, but Ahrens live in America, and they follow the laws.

A woman who can catch a bowl of cereal on fire

1.) Comunisms best fighter. 2.) Direct desendant of Adolf Hitler 3.) Major Penis pump

An Ahren is a guy who doesn’t show up when he needs to or when he has a big opportunity, expecting everyone and everything to come to him. A guy with an unearned superiority complex. So to “Pull an Ahren” is to basically to not show up and execute a task for an opportunity the person probably didn’t deserve to begin with.