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Thy largest of thy here blown pecker. Where thy 2 incher hardy blows to a 3 inch hammer
“Dammm that girl thicccc.”
“Ahoy Matey”
“What?”
“I got a huge boner dude”
“Gay”
No homo tho
“Oh ok”
by youngeeeennn September 25, 2019
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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