A fucking arsehole fucks all the bitches in the club next day can’t even recall their names.
See that Ahmet stay away from him or the next thing you’ll feel his giant dick in your mouth!!!
by TinkeyWinkey November 23, 2018
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The sweetest embodiment of multiple personality disorder. He can get tough like bottle opener and sweet like a midnight kadayıf.
Seems to be a genius in any high spirit topic and gets sweeped to parallel uni erse while changing the bed sheets.

He is the number one spirit to keep in your pocket bottle if You can handle swinging like a Foucault pendulum.
Tamer and maestro of Joe.
You need some friday Ahmet man, thrre is a life out there!
by tiramisu93 June 30, 2018
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When doing a burnout and hitting second gear, you suddenly hear a very loud and violent pop. This is something that you do not want to happen.
DESTROYED my clutch and possibly broke something...

As soon as I hit 2nd on a burn out, I heard a very loud and violent POP! I think I pulled an Ahmet :shiftyeyes
by RedDevilGT October 8, 2011
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a yozgatli whos always lying
Ahmet du hond
by Sdenaz November 24, 2021
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ahmet is a very reserved, shy boy but once you get to know him, he's very loyal and will love you unconditionally. he is also a very good friend. he will never hurt you, at least intentionally. ahmet will respect you with all he has. he will always be willing to be there for you when you need him. ahmet has pretty eyes and curly hair. he has a very cute, baby-ish face although he can be manly sometimes. you should treat ahmet with utmost care as he is sensitive aswell. love him as much as he loves you.
girl: yo look its ahmet
girl 2: omg look how cute he is :(
girl: i know right
girl 2: god i wish i was his friend. he would be really nice to hang around.
by cyanpont November 24, 2019
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