Ahmad syndrome is a disorder in which the patient is born with a disgusting beard that does not stop growing. They are universally ugly and resemble apes. They suffer from severe weirdness and random noise making. (Some cases might also include bad body odor).
Doctor: Im sorry ma’am but ur child has been diagnosed with Ahmad syndrome.
Mom: NO. IT CANNOT BE!
Doctor: Im sorry. However it can be treated by constantly spraying deodorant, using your time wisely in school, and hanging around the right crowd. I advise getting an abortion tho.
Mom: NO. IT CANNOT BE!
Doctor: Im sorry. However it can be treated by constantly spraying deodorant, using your time wisely in school, and hanging around the right crowd. I advise getting an abortion tho.
by LingLing Wan February 16, 2020
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Ahmad syndrome is a disorder in which the patient is born with a disgusting beard that cannot stop growing. The patient suffers from sever weirdness resembling no other, and they are universally ugly. (Some cases may include horrendous body odor).
Doctor: I’m sorry ma’am but ur son has been diagnosed with ahmad syndrome.
Mom: NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Doctor: I wish there was another choice. It can be treated however by frequently spraying deodorant, using your time wisely in school, and hanging around the right crowd. I suggest getting an abortion tho.
Mom: NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Doctor: I wish there was another choice. It can be treated however by frequently spraying deodorant, using your time wisely in school, and hanging around the right crowd. I suggest getting an abortion tho.
by LingLing Wan February 16, 2020
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