To be absolutely retarded and has a 2 inch penis

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

wishes he could fuck a basketball in the ass but only sucks mequizes dick and gets friendzoned by that big ball, also has a chin strap of hair