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To be absolutely retarded and has a 2 inch penis
Damn that boi has Ahkbidism
by Yoboilol May 07, 2018
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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wishes he could fuck a basketball in the ass but only sucks mequizes dick and gets friendzoned by that big ball, also has a chin strap of hair
Ahkbid: Hey there basketball
Basketball: I like older boys that don't have ahkbidism
*Ahkbidism kicks in*

Ahkbid: So like you wanna go on a date to KFC?
by ahkbidh8rkys June 11, 2018
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