May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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English:
Watch Out! Move! Get out of the way!
(Only used in Mexico)
Español:
Toma Cuidado! Cuidado! Movete!
(Utilizado solamente en México)
Watch Out! Move! Get out of the way!
(Only used in Mexico)
Español:
Toma Cuidado! Cuidado! Movete!
(Utilizado solamente en México)
etymology: When a mariachi or other band arrives to serenade a woman, perhaps she is unhappy to receive it, and begins to prepare a shower of kitchen or worse, toilet water. One musician notices and alerts the others, "Aguas!".
etimología: Cuando una banda del mariachi o asi llega para hacer una serenada de una mujer, quizás ella es infeliz recibirlo, y comienza a preparar una ducha del agua de la cocina o peor, de los baños. Un músico avisa y alarma los otros, "Aguas!".
etimología: Cuando una banda del mariachi o asi llega para hacer una serenada de una mujer, quizás ella es infeliz recibirlo, y comienza a preparar una ducha del agua de la cocina o peor, de los baños. Un músico avisa y alarma los otros, "Aguas!".
by NickCooper October 19, 2006
4
1. The Spanish term for water.
2. Telling someone to pay attention or to be on their toes.
The second definition is used by Spanish speakers, mainly the ones who don't come from Spain, as Spaniards speak traditional formal Spanish.
(i.e.) Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Panama, Cuba, Puerto Rico, Venezuela, Colombia, Equador, Peru, Bolivia, Paraguay, Chile, etc..
2. Telling someone to pay attention or to be on their toes.
The second definition is used by Spanish speakers, mainly the ones who don't come from Spain, as Spaniards speak traditional formal Spanish.
(i.e.) Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Panama, Cuba, Puerto Rico, Venezuela, Colombia, Equador, Peru, Bolivia, Paraguay, Chile, etc..
Gabriel: Ay! Me casi me caigo!
Esperansa: Aguas, mijo. Si te caes, aqui te pisotearán.
translation:
Gabriel: Crap! I almost fell!
Esperansa: Be on our toes, son. If you fall they're gonna trample you.
Esperansa: Aguas, mijo. Si te caes, aqui te pisotearán.
translation:
Gabriel: Crap! I almost fell!
Esperansa: Be on our toes, son. If you fall they're gonna trample you.
by EyeAIDS October 27, 2019