The most chill animal in the fucking universe. All they do is eat nuts all day and shit seeds that grow trees with more nuts for these fuckers to suck down (no homo). they kinda look like a rat with a coat of jimmy neutron hair. I personally, am a long time member of the "Agouti Gang" and take my ancient agouti customs very seriously so plz no hate.
Agouti uncultured swine: Damn bro! that a rat?
Me and my agouti gang: naw tf bitch ass? better get outa here before we eat ya nuts for disrespecting the holy agouti! RAWR!
Agouti uncultured swine: SHIT! I better get outa here quick! this went 0-100 faster than an agouti can run blindfolded with its nipples missing!
Me and my agouti gang: naw tf bitch ass? better get outa here before we eat ya nuts for disrespecting the holy agouti! RAWR!
Agouti uncultured swine: SHIT! I better get outa here quick! this went 0-100 faster than an agouti can run blindfolded with its nipples missing!
by AgoutiGod69 December 05, 2018
A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
by Darren December 03, 2004
Pronounced 'A-goot-ee'.
A non-obvious term to describe people from non-educated and/or rough backgrounds in the UK. To be used as an alternative to 'Chav' or 'Scum', influenced by the technical definition of the word, a weird looking rodent.
A non-obvious term to describe people from non-educated and/or rough backgrounds in the UK. To be used as an alternative to 'Chav' or 'Scum', influenced by the technical definition of the word, a weird looking rodent.
Boy 1: Uh, look at him, he's well rough - let's stay clear of him.
Girl 1: For sure, wouldn't want to engage with any Agouti's now would we?!
Girl 1: For sure, wouldn't want to engage with any Agouti's now would we?!
by The One and Only Count October 01, 2018
Jun 6 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
