"My knee has been hurting for weeks, I must have Agosta-ed it"
"The hurricane is tracking east, anything in its path is Agosta"
"The delta variant is 100x more Agosta than the original variant"
"This milk is past the expiration date, it's totally Agosta now, gross!"

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”