1. A guy (or girl) who sleeps with random women and their mothers (simultaneously). An agon often gets called back to the womans house several times, owing to his/her ability to sustain an erection long enough to staisfy both women
2. What you call a man that loves pot and turd and smoking deer antlers
3. A coat rack
2. What you call a man that loves pot and turd and smoking deer antlers
3. A coat rack
1. Sam: "Kevin's such an agon. Last week he got with his ex and her mum.. at the same time!"
Jase: "I wish I was a agon!"
Sam: "Me too."
2. I love smoking pot and deer antlers while on the can
3. Just chuck your coats onto my agon biatches
Jase: "I wish I was a agon!"
Sam: "Me too."
2. I love smoking pot and deer antlers while on the can
3. Just chuck your coats onto my agon biatches
by pseudonym69er September 12, 2008
by Felibelly February 10, 2016
by kajime March 27, 2007
adj: Having the characteristic of imposing agony (as in pain or discomfort) upon someone or something
Although she thought it was pleasurable, I thought it was agonous when Steph bit my masculine nipples.
by Lionel Fibbs April 27, 2004
by whYTbredd January 02, 2008
Agonal Breathing is preformed by the brain as a last reflex to try and keep the person performing the agonal breathing alive, the brain will do this to signal that there is a severe lack of blood flow to the brain or a bleeding blood vessel in the brain, which if not given immediate medical attention, the person will die. This breathing can take place for a few minutes to hours, while the time between said breathes vary. Agonal Breathing is also referred to as “Agonal Gasps” or “Agonal Respiration”.
Reece - “Oh my god! What is he doing?”
Jacob - “He needs to get to the hospital, he is preforming Agonal Breathing!”
Jacob - “He needs to get to the hospital, he is preforming Agonal Breathing!”
by Hentai_Viewer March 11, 2019
by Daniel P. Wollay August 31, 2019