by BatmanIsMyHomeboy January 21, 2011
Agile is a generalized term for a group of anti-social behaviors used by office workers to avoid doing any work while simultaneously giving the appearance of being insanely busy. Agile methods include visual distraction, subterfuge, camouflage, psycho-babble, buzzwords, deception, disinformation, and ritual humiliation. It has nothing to do with the art and practice of software engineering.
That crap was built using Agile.
Worker A: Couldn't we be a bit more Agile?
Worker B: How?
Worker A: Let's order pizza at the Kanban.
Worker A: Couldn't we be a bit more Agile?
Worker B: How?
Worker A: Let's order pizza at the Kanban.
by ALT-F4 November 24, 2012
The ability to change direction quickly in response to a stimulus. One of the key components in sport performance.
John may not be able to run the length of himself, but damn he's agile.
For some positions in football, agility is king.
For some positions in football, agility is king.
by Arsenal6 July 06, 2018
(verb) To work on something when you don't understand the problem space, the market, the actual goal of the product or really any engineering at all.
Engineer 1: They want me to build an inverse flux capcitor for our new marketing theme.
Engineer 2: Man that sucks, what are you doing to do? Don't they know the IFC is a joke?
Engineer 1: Well I guess I'll just have to scrum and agile one up.
Engineer 2: Man that sucks, what are you doing to do? Don't they know the IFC is a joke?
Engineer 1: Well I guess I'll just have to scrum and agile one up.
by A.Hacker October 13, 2005
by SgtThursday November 05, 2019
by a greek god July 28, 2009