The sad dark period of geology before we can find traces of Cheese in the Earth.
Can you imagine what it must have been like to live in The Age of Cheeselessness?

I can hardly bear to think about it. It brings a tear to my eye. *sob*
by The Bigger Cheese January 11, 2011
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The Christian afterlife, when lions can be petted by humans while sitting next to a lamb, without fear of getting mauled. Since humans are of the animal kingdom, they will behave good too.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no strain of bacteria would not make us sick, and elephants wouldn't trample children.

In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
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The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.
Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
by @ngrym0thertrucker July 26, 2013
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Under-age (not underage as in too young) but state of being under as it relates to inventory. Synonyms include shortage, dearth, under stocked, insufficiency and scarcity. Antonyms include overage.
1. We won't make it through winter with the under-age of our supplies.
2. We thought we were going to have an overage, but it turns out we have a under-age, oh well.
3. You always have to be mindful of your under-age.
by I.M.the.B.A September 09, 2016
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Tadpole age is a simpler name for half-your-age-plus-seven rule. It is the lowest age you can stoop to when pursuing a romantic interest.
Kaye just walked out with someone that JUST meets her tadpole age.

Well she will have fun with that young man!
by Singletini September 11, 2009
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Do you know zed is a chuuni who pretends to be 10k yrs old when Zed's age is actually 10 yrs old
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