A sexual predator with a job. Preys on children as well.
TSA agents should be registered as sex offenders.
by tsa_truthiness December 01, 2010
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Any employee who acts as management's lackey. They will relay any criticisms you utter of management to them, keep a close eye on what you're up to and act to break up any threat to the establishment within any organization.
We really shouldn't be talking about what an ass the manager is around Sarah, she's an Agent Smith.
by great success January 13, 2011
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A genetically modified clone, created by a crazy ex-French Legionare named Dr. Ort-Meyer. Agent 47, often refered to as Mr. 47, or just 47, later killed his five 'fathers', who provided DNA to Ort-Meyer. 47 was trained from a young age in the skills of assassination, stealth, and firearms. He uses these skills to perform assassanations for the ICA, an assassination firm. 47 is quite strong, and can take several shots to the torso before incapacation. He has been betrayed and munipilated many times, and as a result, his trust and faith in others has been almost destroyed. 47 remains calm, even in a shoot out. At one point in time, the ICA is almost completly wiped out, but Diana 'betrays' 47, and presumably kills him, and arranges for a rival assassination agency to have his corpse destroyed. But it's revealed that Diana did not kill 47, and 47 'rises from the dead' and kills the rival assassin agency's leader. 47 appears to be asexual. Agent 47 has been in four video games (soon to be five), and one movie.
Agent 47 performed yet another perfect hit.

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Agent 47 does not like girls. I think he's afraid of cooties.
by Comrade 47 March 01, 2008
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A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group, usually for their own personal entertainment
Yo! I just copied Starquti and left. I'm quite the chaos agent. *evil laugh*
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Agent 00 is a popular NBA 2K youtuber THAT YOU SHOULD SUB TO. He’s also apart of the popular “AMP” Group.

He also has a secret relationship with Legend of Winning
Me: Hey have you heard of Agent 00?

Friend: No who is that?

Me: He’s a youtuber or something and I think I saw him making out with LOW
by bhrisstopher September 15, 2020
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The name given to somebody that knows they have AIDS and still proceeds to go to pound town
"That Agent Aids is such a psycho"
by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019
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