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TODAY MY FATHER ENTERED MY CHAMBER AND TRIED TO GIVE ME FATHERLY ADVICE ON WHAT I SHOULD DO WITH MY LIFE THE IRONIC THING IS AS AN AGEKIN I'M AT LEAST TWICE AS OLD AS HE IT MADE ME SMILE BECAUSE NEVER HAD I WANTED TO SAY OH MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD MORE THAN THAT MOMENT .
by froggo96 January 19, 2018
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Beth gave Susie the job of librarian administrator instead of Grenada who was buxomous and half her age. It truly was a case of agekin.
by clinton69 August 23, 2016
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An agekin is a 16-17 year old guy who is in a sexual relationship with a 13-14 year old girl. It is believed that agekins are the ones who made the slogan "If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock"
Tommy: Yo Charlie got cheated on by Marina, we're going to egg her house.
Ryan: That's what Charlie gets fro being an agekin, but fuck it I'll egg her house with you guys.
Ryan: That's what Charlie gets fro being an agekin, but fuck it I'll egg her house with you guys.
by AllahuSnackbarr August 23, 2016