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The relieving and somewhat depressing piss you take right after masturbating or having sex.
Afterbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It is part of every man's life.
by KushKing December 23, 2010
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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the act of masturbation after having had sexual intercourse, when one's partner has departed.
Lorilax:
"After you left, I was reading an art history book-got me going. I had to put it down and afterbate."

Rutherford: "No doubt. I love afterbation when Dali is involved. Our sex life is hot. We need a gallery"
by the lorilax April 13, 2014
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The period of time after masturbation which includes having a wet pussy/ boner, smelly hands, a guilt ridden face, etc....
I’ll be there in a sec I gotta take my Afterbation piss
by Flavin.9 February 13, 2018
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