January 2, the official post-Christmas clean-up day filled with ever-elusive pine needles, missing extension cords, broken tree ornaments, over-the-top recycling of plastic and cardboard, and finding space for things you don't have space for.

Some Dope Ass Cover Band From Portland, Oregon. They play super gay shit and Then Rage Against The Machine. The Lead Singer listens to Creed and Nickelback while the Bass Player listens to music that would probably Trigger PTSD from his College years in Troy, NY and make him draw heat. The Drummer who has recent interest in Brazilians, would likely be found at a Cosplay convention having unprotected sex with a Lela look alike from Futurama. The Lead guitarist whom is from the Philly Cheesecake capital enjoys engulfing his face in Taco Bell before practices and likes to publicly body shame fat cats.

after fed day is another fury hurt day though this one allows all kinds of hurting even physical harm as in jokes i do not wana see blood so as long as no blood u can hit all u want! as a joke if u do really hit make sure u have consent!
rules if ur a furry:
do not block if on twitter or discord
do not nut
do not say uwu or owo for the rest of the day

the day that procrastinators say they'll do their work, but not when they actually do. Because you can't do it today, and you have procrastinating to do tomorrow, hence, the day after tomorrow.

The best time to do everything you had planned for today, in which you said you would do it tomorrow.

-Reaction Time

When you are looking up the weather is going to be like in the following days and the weather in 2 days surprises you.

Two people from work go to a special function, then have sex, and sleep over and then have to figure out what to do in the morning or just sneak out.