A hippopotamus.
The face of a hippo is similar to a trash compactor.
Is that a rhinoceros? No, that's an African trash compactor!
by systech March 28, 2020
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A ball of bigger pubes that blow around your jail cell like tumbleweeds in the wild wild west.
Yo darkie, you better pick up this African tumbleweed of the floor of my hut before I beat the black off you.
by Christbird May 16, 2020
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A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.
Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.
by dr. abel September 10, 2013
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When you are performing anal sex and a girl sharts on your penis
kyle: Becky and I really hit it off last night, but she hit me with the African Turnpike

Josh: Gross bro, hope you took a shower
by Quinnagin27 October 25, 2018
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when one paints the tip of their penis black and ejaculates rapidly into a girls wide open mouth!!
Gisele received an african volcano from Tom Brady!!
by PV3 December 16, 2010
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You Use a machete to coress your balls and shout wankanda forever when you squirt your load
Honey I'm going for an African wank pass the machete please
by Blackpanther132 September 28, 2021
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