by GrandWizardGary September 09, 2021
Yo darkie, you better pick up this African tumbleweed of the floor of my hut before I beat the black off you.
by Christbird May 16, 2020
A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.
Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.
by dr. abel September 10, 2013
kyle: Becky and I really hit it off last night, but she hit me with the African Turnpike
Josh: Gross bro, hope you took a shower
Josh: Gross bro, hope you took a shower
by Quinnagin27 October 25, 2018
by PV3 December 16, 2010
by Blackpanther132 September 28, 2021