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A simple crack with no literal definition, it's merits are only how funny and stupid it sounds. And there is no comeback after you have been called an African Bootyscratcher, just walk away and live another day.
And yo momma got big ashy lips, ya African Booty Scratcher!
by Thundertyrant December 11, 2015
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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is not someone who scratches his master's ass but more of an asshole. A snitch. A coward.
dang that gurl is such uh african booty scratcher!
by Charles Mckenzie January 31, 2009
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a rude and disrespectful term to describe black africans, some even used on black people who aren’t even african at all.
*sits alone at lunch table*
random person: “YOO LOOK AT THAT AFRICAN BOOTY SCRATCHER 🤣”
by ssamia April 17, 2021
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A slave that was used to scratch their masters ass, because they were too freaking lazy to scratch their own asses.
John! Go get me one of them African Booty Scratchers because my ass is really itchy.
by slave owner hater April 13, 2008
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Long wooden object that scratches the body or any place of the body.
Primary the glutious maximums.
Native Africans used this wooden object to scratch there unreachable body parts.
Malcolm please retrieve me an African booty scratcher from the market when you go pick up the plantine please.
by Ah’cet publishing firm February 02, 2019
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An African Booty Scratcher is a African that scratches his white masters booty hole clean, this job is so horrible people us it as a diss
by the jews are back 101 October 13, 2017
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