The Affirmative Action Firefighter is a sex move in which the female partner takes the dominant role. The woman dons a firefighter hat, and optionally other fighfighter equipment. She asks her male partner to engage in role play, then gets on top and instructs him to let her know the moment he is about to climax. At this exact moment, she pulls out, grabs his shaft, and aims it back toward him. The objective is to cover her partner with his own man butter, ideally hitting him in the face for optimum effect. This latter part is best done without the man's knowledge or consent.

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