A being solely without drive towards the same or opposing sex. Usually found at a desk near a computer, constantly getting "teh warez."

Sometimes can be found asleep in it's "cave" as well. Usually docile unless it's computer or HDTV is in peril.

Also has a fond liking of Guinea Pigs, and can at times have a hoarde of them within it's lair.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)