The form of Jesus mixed with the stereotypical asian. He does everything Jesus does but with an asian flair.
Jesus' blood is wine.
Aesus' blood is tea.
Mary was virgin.
Wong was an asian hooker.
Jesus was a Jew.
Aesus is a communist.
Jesus was a carpenter.
Aesus was really really good at math.
Jesus was crucified by the mighty Romans.
Aesus was killed when his for gt400 was stolen by the United States government and swapped for the death trap that is the Toyota prius.
Jesus loves everyone.
Aesus loves everyone that eats at his chinese restaurant.
Aesus' blood is tea.
Mary was virgin.
Wong was an asian hooker.
Jesus was a Jew.
Aesus is a communist.
Jesus was a carpenter.
Aesus was really really good at math.
Jesus was crucified by the mighty Romans.
Aesus was killed when his for gt400 was stolen by the United States government and swapped for the death trap that is the Toyota prius.
Jesus loves everyone.
Aesus loves everyone that eats at his chinese restaurant.
by dr. mcjesus101 March 10, 2010
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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