Fighter. Muscular. Gets all the women cuz he has a big dick. What ever he says goes.loyal to his friends. Don't talk shit and u may live.

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

The man who led the trojan survivors to italy and establish lavinium, which developed into Rome.

The original player/thug. He bangs some chicks then ditches them to go kill people. His story would be mildly interesting if it wasn't written two thousand years ago about places halfway across the world.

The hero of the epic poem by the Roman poet Virgil, The Aeneid, and also a character in The Iliad, another book length poem ascribed to the Greek poet Homer. He was cousin to King Priam of Troy, and the son of Anchises and Venus. In mythic geneology he was the ancestor of the Caesars.

Awesome; mind-blowing; intelligent

Aeneas is one the most clownish people alive and is Not very smart.