by AXDWI October 31, 2016
"I have come to offer my support on behalf of the king"
"Why have you come?" - "I have come to reason with you on the whole civil rights scenario"
"You are just an messengerboy, an advocate, i refuse to listen till he gains the guts to speak to me himself!
"Why have you come?" - "I have come to reason with you on the whole civil rights scenario"
"You are just an messengerboy, an advocate, i refuse to listen till he gains the guts to speak to me himself!
by Jordan99259 June 13, 2006
Advocate Doogy, a term used for a 33 year old reddit user who hates incels. He spends his time commenting on the subreddit Incel Tear where he tries to "prove the incel wrong". His most notable trait is making badly drawn comics where he obsesses over a strawman depiction of an incel, despite losing his virginity at the age of 32, which he claimed happened after an 8 years long "distant relationship". This neatly ties in his another notable feaure: having zero self awareness about his odd behaviour, posting style and ultimately being worse than incels.
by Brazilian Sigma April 03, 2021
Someone who's balls deep in a pyramid scheme and thinks they can cure any ailment with essential oils or pink drinks.
As a Wellness Advocate I can assure you that this $70 bottle of oil of oergano will cure your child of any disease and won't give them autism like vaccines.
by OnyxandCake February 15, 2018
When somebody questions another and takes the opposite viewpoint on a particular subject in a way to provoke thinking, they play devils advocate. Asshole's advocate does the same, but makes himself look like a total fucking asshole.
Devils Advocate:
Jim: The government should really crack down on gun owners. With stricter laws, people would be safer from criminals.
Bob: Then what happens if the government takes away guns, and a criminal comes in with a weapon off the black market. What do you do? I'm just playing devil's advocate.
Asshole's Advocate:
Bill: I think I'll leave college a couple years early. I would be happier pursing my passion for art than I would getting my law degree.
Steve: Then what will you do when somebody says to your face that you're a fucking failure and an art bitch who flunked out of school? Then your shitty art goes nowhere and you can't get a job because you're fucking stupid. I'm just playing devil's advocate.
Bill: You're playing asshole's advocate you judgmental piece of crap.
Jim: The government should really crack down on gun owners. With stricter laws, people would be safer from criminals.
Bob: Then what happens if the government takes away guns, and a criminal comes in with a weapon off the black market. What do you do? I'm just playing devil's advocate.
Asshole's Advocate:
Bill: I think I'll leave college a couple years early. I would be happier pursing my passion for art than I would getting my law degree.
Steve: Then what will you do when somebody says to your face that you're a fucking failure and an art bitch who flunked out of school? Then your shitty art goes nowhere and you can't get a job because you're fucking stupid. I'm just playing devil's advocate.
Bill: You're playing asshole's advocate you judgmental piece of crap.
by rogerthewhale December 13, 2012