A smart ass way to mom mother etc
1.) adult female parental unit i would like a cookie.
2.) no adult female parental unit i won't clean my room.
3.) adult female parental unit I have combusted the place of ill.
by NOPEITYFUCKNO October 02, 2021
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When a woman suspended herself in the air and the man laying under her put his penis in her mouth and begins to spin her
Bro we and my girl were just playing adult figit spinner
by Radude6969 November 13, 2017
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(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.
dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by sexydimma June 26, 2013
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(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by sexydimma March 23, 2014
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Typically a forty year old virgin in their grandmas basement and lives off their grandmas cookies. They never go outside and are very anti social and think it's okay to shower next week because they are on a fortnite "grind". They also pee in bottles and have sweat soaked clothes.
All of his uncles don't have any kids or friends because they are adult gamers.
by Bannanannanananan May 25, 2018
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A gift given by one mature myth to a semi less mature "boy" or stud. This gift may be given during the holidays or at any special occasion. This adult gift can be hand crafted made or strategically put together with a very specific reaction.
An adult gift can be An unexpected special gift of great proportions, from someone who loves you.
by browniz19 December 25, 2013
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