A comeback without much reason behind it besides random shock/bewilderment value. It is similar in usage to "You're Face!" or other random things that can be said as a comeback.
NOTE: This comeback is however tricky to use as saying it to a person who IS indeed adopted would be in very bad taste.
NOTE: This term is best used to friends or people you know are not adopted.
NOTE: This comeback is however tricky to use as saying it to a person who IS indeed adopted would be in very bad taste.
NOTE: This term is best used to friends or people you know are not adopted.
Person #1: "I don't understand why you would do that. That has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard of a person doing!"
Person #2: "Shut up, you're adopted!"
Person #1: I am adopted, you monster!
Person #1: Oh! Well... I... uh...
Person #2: "Shut up, you're adopted!"
Person #1: I am adopted, you monster!
Person #1: Oh! Well... I... uh...
by TheLightDreamer June 27, 2012
When white folks take care of bastard nigger babies, cause the parents are crack heads , or in jail.
by Muskie January 08, 2018
A person who is typically the first to purchase new technologies before they become popular in an effort to look interesting. They can be easily identified by the dozens of boxes in their basement filled with crap like Nook Ereaders, Zune mp3 players, Google Glasses and AOL email addresses as well as their remarkably small retirement savings accounts.
Our tech startup is failing because we only hired early adopters with attention spans similar to goldfish.
by halal9000 April 26, 2019
one of the funniest comebacks ever.
sort of like "your mom" or "your face"
but be sure to not actually say it an
adopted kid. they might take offense.
sort of like "your mom" or "your face"
but be sure to not actually say it an
adopted kid. they might take offense.
by Super Ninja January 07, 2008
by Carter August Reich June 09, 2005
by suck ur mum FAQ September 20, 2020