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A cancerous game on roblox that was meant for roleplays of a family. But instead people trade and scam each other and never adopt people or roleplay.
Person 1: Hey ima go scam some kids in adopt me.

Person 2: lmao why tho
by IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIl September 30, 2020
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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somehow the most popular game on roblox, because it attracts seven year olds who want to get a boner
by sweetvictory October 15, 2020
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A shitty game on roblox where u get scammed jus so stupid neons or pets
by hamburger2020 November 26, 2020
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The hell that it is. A game where people learn sex and give away addresses. Don't forget to kill yourself before playing this game, and loose a couple of brain cells along the way. Want a couch? SPEND YOUR MOMS CREDIT CARD! this game is stupid as hell.
Person 1: Wanna play adopt me?
Person 2: You don't deserve to live anymore.
by Go Murder Some More! January 25, 2021
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Popular Roblox game that started out mainly on adopting a baby and role-playing. Since it's update on virtual pets, the game has gained a big following.
Wow I really want to play Adopt Me! today!
by DestinyDelaZ September 05, 2020
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the roblox game 4 kids. bruh, like, this game S U C K S. all you do is raise someone you dont even know diguised as a baby. only those 4-6 stupid years old play it. IT SUCKS! if any kid seeing this, then im not sorry. also it became more a trade hangout than a adoption game since pets have been added. jeez, at rogue lineage players may be toxic but at least its cool and not full of kids who pretend to be old.
kid: wanna play adopt me!?
me: no.
kid: come on its the best roblox ga-
me: shut up you frick
kid: im gonna call the police if u dont play! i know where you live!!
me: really? where?
kid: you live near my house!
me: you are right
kid: rea-
me: lol obviously no
kid: im calling the police!
also kid: police, can you kill a guy?
police: what did he do?
kid: he refused to play adopt me! with me!
police: *come to the kid house instead*
kid: why did you came here? go to the house of the guy who refused to play ado-
police: you are under arrest
kid: I DID NOTHING WRONG PLZ GO TO THE GUY HOUSE!!!!!!!
police: you are under arrest for threathing an innocent for a stupid reason.
kid mom: WHERE DID I MISSED????!!!!
kid: THE POLICE IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by riganman!@# April 30, 2020
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