Verb: When on a hot and/or humid day or when under physical strain without a shower one must go to the bathroom and wipe the sweat out of their ass.

Sometimes its your second morning bowel movement. Its long and solid. Makes you feel great. It even slides out clean that washing hands becomes optional. Unfortunately, we don't get Day Adjusters very often.

A person who thinks he/she knows what's good for your happiness and comfort. As if you need to be told when you're too hot, hungry, etc.

Pants so tight that they adjust the shape of a male specimens ass.

A tool used for percussive maintenance.

This tool is also known as a hammer.

A simple punch to the temple with your middle knuckle, or any comfortable knuckle to change anyone's attitude.

Overpaid, cheap-assed, brainless and under-educated person empowered with the duty to deny medical treatment or the payment of money to one who is injured as a result of an accident. Related to Satan, and obviously a Bush loving Republican.