A man or group of men who live to consume whether it be food, drink, or the occasional bit o' crack (both narcotic and arse). A cross between Russel Brand and Jack Black. A sure bet for a tip on the grand national. Loves cock flavoured vagina. A wizz with the fruitys (gays). Based on an underground wrestler form north london whose signature move is the boiling point.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.