ADD is a disorder that only 10% of people are diagnosed with. The rest of the people just say they have it to be funny. If everyone has add then why is more then half the population bitchin about all the people that are diagnosed with it? by the way, did you know that it just so happens that when a kid with add takes ritalin it slows him down when on the other hand when a kid w/o add takes it they get hyper like they're on speed. But that must be a coincidence.
Kid w/o add trying to be funny and cool: Kids with add only have it becuase their parents can't their kid is retarded. im only saying this because it makes me feel like a bigger amn when i make fun of people. Im gonna go wack of to my mirror and wish that i had a life
by one of that 10% April 18, 2005
by that.one.really.cool.girl February 14, 2020
A form of vermin native to civilisation that survives by crowding around groups of people and taking up space.
by IsaacHunt October 27, 2015
ADD means attention deficit disorder it really sucks... even though it is kinda fun yelling stuff out randomly when i don't take my meds... well anywho it pretty much is where you cannot focus on tasks and really would rather draw on everything or whatever than listen to a teacher talk about random school crap i would know the teacher VIDEO TAPED me in second grade saying i was messed up and never payed attention to her then i got sent to a psyciatrist who thought i was like 3 when i was like 7 and then got sent to the psyco docter i have now who says if i ever look like a goth he'll kick me out hes like crazy and he keeps trying to get me entirely off ADD meds because he said it should be gone by now but isnt and on my medicine file in the nurses office at school it says adhd but i don't and now i'm rambling and in conclusin when you have add you have to take a shitload of medicine and all my friends with ADD don't need medicine anymore but i still do oh and i guess if you have it when youre little its supposed to go away eventually but mines not and its not just people trying to get attension theres people (like me) with a serious problem with focusing i almost failed second grade because i was always distracted!!!!!! so those who just say oh i have add when you don't thats making fun of the people who really have add and i would just tell off everyone around me who does that but the crazy doctor gave me all this medicine and it totally destroys my personality and makes me unhappy and boring and i never talk it SUCKS to have ADD you don't want it so don't joke about having it and the medicine keeps you up all night
me in second grade
me thinking: why is there a video camera in the classroom?
miss detrez(evil):bridget stop staring at the camera and do your work
a week later
miss detrez at parent/teacher meeting: i video taped bridget heres the video tape she obviously has a problem she should go see somebody about it
at the psyciatrist
crazy psyciatrist with more problems than me: lets watch this video
after the video
psyciatrist: she has ADD i suggest you go to this doctor
at the doctors office
doctor: she should take lots of medicine!!!!!
me:don't i get a say in any of this....ooh it's a doctor suess book!
everybody: NO YOU DON'T GET A SAY IN THIS!!!!!!
me thinking: why is there a video camera in the classroom?
miss detrez(evil):bridget stop staring at the camera and do your work
a week later
miss detrez at parent/teacher meeting: i video taped bridget heres the video tape she obviously has a problem she should go see somebody about it
at the psyciatrist
crazy psyciatrist with more problems than me: lets watch this video
after the video
psyciatrist: she has ADD i suggest you go to this doctor
at the doctors office
doctor: she should take lots of medicine!!!!!
me:don't i get a say in any of this....ooh it's a doctor suess book!
everybody: NO YOU DON'T GET A SAY IN THIS!!!!!!
by buttongirl February 9, 2007
Having attention deficit problems is not too bad. I have learned to work around the whooooossshhhhh tornados are wickeddddd UH OH!
by P huNgy September 7, 2005
Swedish person that is easily pissed off when playing crap games like WoW. Often seen with girls named Matilda
by Kelso January 6, 2005
ADD stands for Attention Deficit Disorder. It is characterized by having difficulty focusing on one specific task. Instead, the afflicted is paying attention to multiple activities as opposed to one.
(For more information, go to: nami.org or mayoclinic.com.)
(For more information, go to: nami.org or mayoclinic.com.)
Billy can't focus on the teacher's lecture, and is instead watching the clouds, listening to the girl next to him blow bubbles with her gum, and imagining the sky purple. This is because he has ADD.
by Lilya_Well_Sibling_Syndrome July 12, 2009