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Someone who has sex with dead babies that are on fire whilst jumping out an airborne object.
Fortunately there has been one acronecropyropedophiliac unfortunately that one person was also the one person who last year died from attempting to hackysack a tarantula under the influence (rich mofo smokin Big Bud) and by his families request to not be named. So yeah.
by Hippotron November 07, 2010
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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a person who has a fetish for jumping out of air borne objects while having sex with dead babies that are on fire
If you go skydiving with Jeff Foxworthy you might be an acronecropyropedophiliac.
by Ex-Khan August 02, 2011
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