May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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a skin condition where pores become clogged and an inflammation appears on the skin...almost all people suffer from it at some point and, unlike popular believe, doesn't make someone unattractive and isn't a social disease
by LightBrightInTheNight August 16, 2005
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A gay skin condition probably caused by all the crap the FDA let's food distributors put in our food that causes red bumps to come up on your face, back, chest, and sometimes your arms. Sometimes acne is so bad that some people (Like me) have to go on Accutane only to be let down by it 5 months later because your acne is so severe and you got conjuctivitis and bloody pores for nothing.
Dermatologist: Okay, well since the Proactive, the deoxyzyfane and the other thing I can't pronounce hasn't worked for your acne for more than a month, I guess I'll put you on something else...
Bobbie: Okay...
Dermatologist: It's called Profynozylophate (Cough) Accutane (Cough)
Bobbie: Alright...
Dermatologist: Side effects are nothing, just you might contract conjunctivitis (Cough) or have your pores bleed, lose some hair, or in some rare causes might die since it nukes your face.
Bobbie: I didn't hear anything you said
Dermatologist: Well it wasnt important anyway so when can we get you on it?
Bobbie: Okay...
Dermatologist: It's called Profynozylophate (Cough) Accutane (Cough)
Bobbie: Alright...
Dermatologist: Side effects are nothing, just you might contract conjunctivitis (Cough) or have your pores bleed, lose some hair, or in some rare causes might die since it nukes your face.
Bobbie: I didn't hear anything you said
Dermatologist: Well it wasnt important anyway so when can we get you on it?
by UpperGreens September 02, 2007
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A horrible skin condition which causes puss-filled pockets under your skin to form, often times becoming red and inflamed. The condition may be alleviated by using topical acne creams/wash/pads consisting of salycilic acid or benzoyl peroxide. However, for some people, their acne tends to be fucking gay and never really go away, even temporarily. As a result, those suffering from it will feel like shit and want to kill themselves because their face is hideous and unattractive (remember, the face makes the picture).
dude 1: dude, what the fuck happened to your face?!
dude 2: its called a torturous condition called acne.
dude 1: man, with your face looking as ugly as it is, I'm sure you wouldn't wanna be out in public
dude 2: got that right asshole, I hate my life
dude 2: its called a torturous condition called acne.
dude 1: man, with your face looking as ugly as it is, I'm sure you wouldn't wanna be out in public
dude 2: got that right asshole, I hate my life
by rallymaniac92 October 27, 2009