1: An absolutely immeasurable amount.
2: Far too much to comprehend.
3: Bordering upon an infinte quantity.
Andy: Jeez.. How bleedin' hard did you hit that??

Simon: Ackers.

Andy: ohh.. Right.
by simey_seller September 06, 2007
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A word used to describe a girl who is not only overweight, but also resembles a duck. The word is derived from the word Quacker.
That girl Carly is such an acker! She looks like she belongs in the pond!
by A Frail Brownie August 19, 2011
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Ackers came from the famous incestuous event in Austria, many years ago. His father/uncle/brother thought he had "died", and said to have burned the body. However, what happened was he was dumped in a river, and using his webbed freakish feet, waded and swam to England. Fishermen caught him, and attempted to sell him, thinking he was a rare and new type of fish. Then they found out he was just retarded, and stuck him in a bun and tried feeding him to a fat woman, who shit him out 3 weeks later.
"Have you seen the new retarded kid in school?"
"Yeah, he looks like Ackers."
"lol."
by Kat with a C. May 06, 2008
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An amazing girl who is weird but a funny weird loves criminal minds, Derry girls, Hannibal and the British tv show Bad education. She loves Henry Cavill and Hugh Dancy and young Hugh Grant.
Ava Acker rocks!

Ava Acker who is she?

Super cool
by Ava Cavill March 13, 2021
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A hot, sexy guy! Everything about him is sexy; his hair, his body, his face, and his amazing husky voice. If I were you, I would marry that hot piece of meat in a heart beat. It's like a he's walking sex! Can I just say how amazing he plays Jason Dilaurentis on Pretty Little Liars! When it comes to Drew Van Acker, if you're straight guy, you would want to turn gay, if you're a lesbian, you would to turn back straight, and if you're a straight girl or bisexual, you're good..... you're really good! Drew Van Acker is a really sexy mother fucker. Period.
Ex 1:
"Hey do you know who Drew Van Acker is?"

"Yeah! My baby daddy"

Ex 2:
"Who the hell is Drew Van Acker?!"

"IDK, but he sure looks a lot like my next boy friend *wink* *wink* * nudge* * nudge"
by sanegirl September 24, 2011
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