achshav

Hebrew for "right now"

Hey... you... come here, achshav!

achshav by Shmully Ben Shlomo February 29, 2008

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Achmed

A terrorist who has died, but in debatable circumstances. Some sources say he died in a freak cellphone accident (taking the Verison Wireless spokesman with him in the process), while some other sources say he died in a suicide bombing (that went off in four seconds instead of his intended 30 minutes), while even other sources say he was shot by U.S. Military soldiers at checkpoint B in Iraq.

Unlike most modern terrorists, he was born in China, not the Middle East, and has apparently no religious denomination.

He has somehow been reanimated by Jeff Dunham for use in his ventriloquist routine where he has preformed some of the greatest Christmas carols of all time - Such as: SILENCE! Night, Bin Laden is Coming to Town, Oh Holy Crap, and Jingle Bombs.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I KILL YOU!

Achmed by Blarg Fetus Spleen June 10, 2008

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Thigh aches

Strong secretive sexual attraction that gives such severe blue balls that your thighs ache

OMG Paul has the serious thigh aches for Dara

Thigh aches by Badass Shark January 16, 2019

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Achmad

A fluffy ball whose soul is big, seems emotionless all the time but actually a very funny and lucky guy,

Making sure everyone is happy before he does
Whose spirit animal is a wolf,which giving a meaning of a big soul in a small physical
Having harsh moments, worse than anyone could have but still trying the best to cope with it
The ice guy, who keeps secret all to himself unless you are close to him
Beautiful and cute but not handsome a type of guy

Achmad is secretive, but actually very niiiiiiiiceeeeee!

Achmad by pixiecat_09 June 3, 2018