(n., v.) The kind of gamer, who constantly compares in-game Achievements, and Gamerscore (see x-box live). Often willing to buy Movie games, and play through games marketed for children, just to increase Achievements. (see also: Achievement Whore).

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.