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what happens to your honda accord when you run into a brick wall and then are rear ended by another vehicle
by Anonymous August 09, 2003
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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When you try to shove your softy in a pussy the wrinkled skin looks like the folds on an accordian
by Chilly Palmer October 17, 2008
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When the girl is on top and over-estimates the size of your cock. It slips out and gets smashed into a cartoon-like accordian shape.
Dude #1: "Ow! My cock!"

Dude #2: "What happened?"

Dude #1: "Jenny accordianed me last night."
by TimKyleMatt2 March 27, 2009
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A musical instrument. Along with tapdancing lessons, accordian lessons are responsible for baby boomers raised in the 1950's being large consumers of prozac and psychotherapy.
Gacy, Bundy and Idi Amin all played the accordian and coincidentally they listed "Lady of Spain" as their favorite song.
by megnao flimpis August 03, 2003
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An instrument of torture. Often, masochistic humans will listen to one to atone for their sins of late.
The accordian was played for five hours to the man who had committed murder. Afterwards, he committed another thing.


Suicide.
by Anonymous April 07, 2003
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