Dude gets a chick pregnant. (They was just meant to be "fooling around" after a night out on the town). The kid's an accident. Chick pushes so hard when trying to have the kid that she sh*ts. Accident sh*t baby.
by BloodyMurda January 17, 2008
Something spectacularly silly and sublimely expressive of the comical futility of human existence. Like a four headed baby conceived between a couple who couldn't even recognise one another because the grass was too tall (or they had smoked too much of it). An utter disaster.
Little Downs-Syndrome Pepita here is Marcia's little four headed grass accident.
His thirtieth birthday party was a four headed grass accident.
His thirtieth birthday party was a four headed grass accident.
by Fearman February 14, 2008
The phrase used most by AP gov teachers when explaining that the political climate is not made up of accidental chances.
There is no such thing as a political accident.
by Frosty DST March 26, 2019
A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**
by pulec June 25, 2017
One day i was at high school and it was dinner, i saw the school bully but i thought they didnt see me. Sadly i was the bullys main target and saw me right when i was not expecting it. At this moment i new there was gona be a brief accident. The bully and some of there friends dragged me to the changing room and hung me on the coat pegs by my briefs. This was a proper brief accident.
by King Bob the second July 30, 2021
by talktodrmusic November 23, 2020
The title given to an individual born during the month of September. The duration of a female's pregnancy normally lasts 9 months, therefore, the individual was conceived during December.
Alex: Why are you always so damn cheerful?
Bree: I was born in September. Being Jolly is part of my DNA.
Alex: Ahh, a Christmas Accident…
Bree: I was born in September. Being Jolly is part of my DNA.
Alex: Ahh, a Christmas Accident…
by Bresaurus December 23, 2013