"Oops..." said Johnny
"whats wrong, and whats that smell?" said Sally
"I had an accident..."
"Oh..."

I hate my son, he was an accident. I shouldve had an abortion. FML.

Oh god, here comes Loretta and that little accident of hers Billy.

Mom: " You're a accident Billy, you faggot"

I have to wash my sheets because I had an accident last night

"You are an accident!"

Mom: God you fucking accident what did you do!