The act of stroking your professor's ego as if you were stroking his or her genitalia with your tongue.

The excited, confused, inappropraite state of mind a medical student reaches during finals time. It is a syndrome of acute onset characterized by uncontrollable gchating, youtubing, facebooking, google+ing, sneaking food in the library, as well as an exponential increase in the amount of breaks to "make peepees", due to caffeine overdosing. The syndrome can be aggravated by accelerated medical school programs of the caribbean nature. In this case, those affected, rather than actively working on a tan, are working on a DVT directly correlated to sitting on a desk for 22 hours straight. Complete resolution and healing is expected within 7-10 days post examination. Recovery is accelerated by alcohol, sleeping, stuffing one's face with food, and avoiding all direct and indirect contact with studyproducts and the such. Condition is highly infectious.

when someone uses academics to flirt with others via text, email, or personal contact

when your professor fucks you over so you actually fail your final worth 85%.

When a professor assigns an article in which they are cited for the sole reason of reminding students how much they know. It can be one citation or ten, if they're referenced, you're reading it for class.

someone who you do all your projects, homework, and studying with.

The act of cramming a large amount of information into memory over a short period of time and then regurgitating the memorized information onto a test. Just as the bulimic retains very few nutrients from the food he or she purges, shortly after the exam an academic bulimic retains very little memory of the regurgitated information.