May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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some faggot ass terrorist who finally got his shit handed to him in an easter basket!
This camel jockey Abu Musab al-Zarqwai who manipulated little boys into killing themselves in the name of allah got his shit blowed the fuck up!
by Daragh "innit? Mcguinness August 17, 2006
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a Jordanian militant who is behind Car and Truck Sucidie Bombings And killings of innocent people he is said to be a rival member to osama Bin Laden. he posts Videos and shows poor people Getting Beheaded for Dumb Reasons all because us Troops Won't Leave Iraq it's messed up i tell You. he's escaped Twice From us Troops he's the most wanted Jordanian militant in iraq and there is a $250,000 Reward for him alive or Dead or Captured.
jack says to himself at home Abu Musab al-Zarqwai you Can Run But you Can't Hide because Eventully Time is Running out for you Bitch.
by OmG-YoU-KilleD-KennY May 23, 2005
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Imaginary radical blamed for any number of bombings, beheadings and so on in Iraq. For the American forces and public Abu Musab al-Zarqwai fulfils a similar role to Emmanuel Goldstein in Orwell's 1984.
Big bomb goes off in Tikrit - must be the work of the Abu Musab al-Zarqwai group.
by wiggle October 09, 2005
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