able to absorb or soak up; heat, light, moisture, movement, etc.
"My flow is heavy this month; good thing these tampons are so absorbent!"
OR "Absorbent and yellow and poris is he!
Sponge-Bob-Square-Pants!"
by SPerrin August 22, 2008
Get a absorbent mug for your father Vivek.
To drain, and possibly soak, power or substance from a person, or liquid.
by Joel227 June 21, 2007
Get a Absorb mug for your daughter-in-law Beatrix.
attract, draw attention by
She was totally absorbed by the busker while wandering on the streets.
by Phoebus Chen March 03, 2016
Get a Absorb mug for your papa José.
When a man edges for so long his penis becomes moisturised by all of the pre-cum absorbed into his skin as he strokes.
Man, absorbation makes your shaft soooooooooooo soft!
by Lil_Kitten August 14, 2021
Get the Absorbation neck gaiter and mug.
someone who leeches off another person.
hey mike stop being an absorber, I dont want to be your spawn.
assjacker sphincter-face and fuckwod
Get a absorber mug for your brother-in-law Callisto.
Used to Nullify all different variants of "ur mom gay" or "no u"

Bob absorbs it into his body, destroying the balance between heaven and hell, opening hell's gates and letting demons loose. Also takes a great toll on Bob's body. Making him paralyzed from his waist down, however, the "ur mom gay" is neutralized.
Bob: ur mom gay
James: no u
Bob: Absorb
by CypInDyp May 23, 2018
Get the Absorb neck gaiter and mug.