a word used in agreement. If one offers a suggestion, and you reply with "absolut" means you agree.

short version of absolutely for the slow ones out there. lol.

A British expression, it’s used to describe something that is no good, rubbish or of poor quality. It’s a rather more polite way of saying totally shit.

A fucking legend. someone who'll do something that even you wouldn't dare.

An exclamation or summation of a topic or group and its condition. The current state of something in degeneracy, failure, or disappointment.

1. noun: Someone who is unquestionably and entirely a cunt.

2. noun: female genitalia in its entirety

To be an absolute swindle you must first say think of something completely retarded, then you must say this statement/opinion to a janojek near you, he will absolutely murder you.

A person who goes on vacations when he's several years late on a deadline then acts put upon when people call him out on it.

Also a person who lures people into his home with promises of lemony cakes only to serve them Wild Cards and miniature sex dolls.